i fell asleep on my couch listening to kids play outside and i woke up half an hour later crying and there were no kids outside anymore

4 comments:

ryan manning said...

severely depressed hamsters

Jason Gusmann said...

this one is actually kind of brilliant.

olivia robin said...

you say that like you're surprised, jason gusmann

Jason Gusmann said...

surprised like i got drunk and ordered delicious delicious melty mozzarella sticks but they gave me a filet mignon.