i got a job at ben & jerry's and i'm not about to take any of this titty milk bullshit from you PETA assholes but guess my middle name and you can have some free sprinkles

8 comments:

sam pink said...

lindsay

ryan manning said...

rumpelstiltskin

Jason Gusmann said...

mellencamp

olivia robin said...

it's a trick question guys

however, i will give gusmann sprinkles anyway because i kind of wish my middle name was mellencamp

Jason Gusmann said...

the only thing sweeter than sprinkles earned are mercy sprinkles

olivia robin said...

i'm changing my name to mercy sprinkles

emily said...

happy man gives me free sprinkles regardless

1979 said...

newton