i use masturbation as a means of avoiding despair

4 comments:

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

i feel odd again

lisa ladehoff said...

if you were a halloween-size bag of m&m mini's i would put you underneath my processor until you were warm and then i would cut the bag open and scrape all of your contents out with my teeth and feel ultimate comfort.

karissa said...

that is a good method

julia louise said...

i know how it is.